Would the customer come first?
Does she deliver?
Natural or cesarean?
Isn’t cesarean a cut above?
Like a 6’9" barber?
What’s not to like?
Ike?
As in Ike and Tina?
Did you know that Ike beat Tina to death?
Then how come she’s still alive and he’s not?
Isn’t that why they say karma is a bitch?
Does she have a sister named Ida?
(Because he got there first, just like I said. ;))
Why do people keep besmirching the memory of the 34th President?
Someone’s smooching with the president?
Are you referring to Kay Summersby?
Is it just me, or does the idea of smooching with Eisenhower sound less than sexy?
Would you rather have kissed Ike Turner?
Would it suffice to say that I’d rather have a root canal?
So, no oral?
Why would oral be taken off the menu?