Questions Only

Did I lure you in?

Did you do that on porpoise?

Don’t be shellfish; won’t you reach into your crab-bag of jokes so we can eel with delight?

Do you think I’m being a koi?

While I don’t want to carp, aren’t you being a dab loose with your morays?

Has this thread become a turtle travesty?

Is it not this the great philosopher Punthagors tortoise, to pun extravagantly for others and not be sailfish about it?

Do you have to be a brain sturgeon to know the answer to that?

Isn’t going to school enough?

Isn’t it the rich sardine who has his own can?

Can I mullet over?

Did you mention it while whiting in your diary?

Did you mean to type “writing”?

Did you read the last dozen or so fishy pun-filled questions before mine?

Maybe she’s Gladyts Overnow?

Is she related to Roger Wilco?

What’s your vector, Victor?

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

Do you know the piece of cod which passeth understanding?

Could you hum a few bars?