How many questions is it possible to ask in English in 15 words or less, has anyone done the math?
Is this multiple choice?
I thought it was multiple personalities?
Are you - and by that I mean all of you, Siam Sam - insinuating something?
Would it be funny if I said “Who are you, Comrade Question?” on every page?
Why is everyone so nitpicky?
Have you ever tried to pick something other than a nit?
So you’re a nit wit?
Are you saying that I have a quick nit wit, or that I pick nits with wit?
Wouldn’t your nit wit necessarily be slow?
Goddamn it, why won’t anyone tell me who’s on first? 
Why tell you what you already know?
Why would I ask then?
How many others are wondering the same thing?
Don’t you realize if I told you I’d then have to kill you? :eek:
Are you the guy who was soliciting hitmen in that thread that got closed?
You mean the dead guy? 
When did you kill him? :eek:
Got the time?
What time zone?