Or go ask Alice?
Can you get what you want?
Can you get there from here?
Where are we?
Is that rhetorical?
What are your plans for Halloween?
Did you know that OCT 31 = DEC 25?
May I be the first to wish you a Merry Christmas?
What if he’s Jewish?
Or Shinto?
How about:
"I’d like to wish you all a Happy Holiday,
Don’t want to leave anyone out
So here’s what I say:
Have a great Thanksgiving, happy Solstice Day,
Happy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and Hogmanay,
Have a Merry Christmas and before I am through:
Happy New Year to you!" ?
Are Rastafarians included in there?
Don’t they celebrate New Year’s?
Doesn’t everyone?
Isn’t it better with everytwo?
What if you’re triplets?
Well, then, wouldn’t you all give three cheers for the new year?
Did you know we have three New Year’s over here – Chinese and Thai in addition to January 1?
So, nine cheers?
Did you know nine is an auspicious number in Thailand?