What’s with all the infernal racket?
I’m playing tennis with Satan. Don’t I have to use an infernal racket?
What are you using for balls?
Would Atomic Fire Balls be proper?
Oh, come on, is that all yuggoth?
Hey … who’s the elder God here? You or me?
Shaggoth me, which is it?
Could it be nun?
How do you call Cthulhu - “Yoo hoo”?
Does Cthulhu drink chocolate soda?
Does he play with Cthulhu-hoops?
Or Cthulhula-hoops?
Or do elder gods watch movies of Cth-hulu?
If the sole resident of the sunken and accursed isle of R’lyeh doesn’t agree with a theory, does Cthulhu poo-poo?
If everyone were a zombie, what would they eat then?
Plants?
Each other?
Oo! Do they deliver?
Who delivers during graveyard shift?
(I’m jealous of your names.)