Do I have to tell you to report to Corporal Klinger?
How would I dress for that?
Have you got something in pink taffeta?
Isn’t that the same as cotton candy?
Do I need to remind you to wear penny loafers?
Aren’t those just lazy cheapskates? 
Why are you calling Penny a cheapskate?
Why, are you a Penny pincher?
With that ass, who isn’t?
Was that a rhetorical question?
Why would you question rhetoric?
Who wouldn’t question rhetoric if it’s empty?
Would you question it if it were only half-empty?
Isn’t quasirhetoric in and of itself irrevocably refutable?
Didn’t he ring that bell in Notre Dame?
Should I question your quasimodo operandi?
Isn’t Operandi the guy that thinks psychics are fakes?
Isn’t that where the fat lady sings?
Isn’t that the psychic TV series, America Thinks It’s Got Talent?
A talent for talent?