Losing the Presidency after years of effort isn’t enough reason to cry?
Should he “look for the onion label”?
What if that’s been peeled off?
Or if it’s fresh and organic?
You mean like a new corpse?
Is this another in a series of murders by an unlicensed onion from Dubuque?
Why does that sound like the start of a limerick?
Oh, did I leave the meter running?
Did you know I just screwed up and posted a post meant for another thread?
Which thread?
Isn’t this the only thread that matters?
Do you even have to ask?
Can I retract the question?
Have you filled out the official retraction Form RW-3166B, including the Prime Supplements A-31 and A-32, with the Wright Addendum, in triplicate, notarized and pissed on by at least one company vice-president?
Where can I pick that up?
Why would you even want to?
Maybe if I used a 10-foot pole?
With optional velcro pad?
Is that like a bachelor pad?
Would a Velcro pad naturally have committed attachments?