Is an irrelephant what they call a sick pachyderm at the Tokyo Zoo?
Jing-er berrs, Jing-er berrs, Jing-er arr the way!
And your question was …? 
Am I in the wrong category?
Can I have “In The Form Of A Question” for $400, Alex?
Are y’all saying I have to fix my previous post?
You’re not going to tell me, are you?
Will this work?
“Jing-er berrs, Jing-er berrs, Jing-er arr the way,” is kinda racist, isn’t it?
Can someone please take my next 6 posts?
How can I answer that?
With a question? an interrogative statement? a rhetorical device? a grammatical effect? an inquisitive inquiry? a dubious argument?
So are those in respective response to his six questions?
Who do I make the check out to?
Wouldn’t that be the Pepperwinkle Plaza for Paronomastic Periods of Pedantic Punditry?
Are you trolling for a tip?
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Do you accept cash?
Or checks or most major credit cards, wouldn’t ya think?
Will you take bitcoin?
What about AmEx?
Will you sing along: "I’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas
I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge
I’ve got lost of lovely lira, now the deutsche mark’s getting dearer
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash
Some people say it’s folly but I’d rather have the lolly
With money you can make a splash"?
How do you get all that on the 1040?
Don’t you know I have to write really small?