Questions Only

So the third time’s the charm?

They say three is the magic number don’t they?

But aren’t they on drugs?

They’re here!?!

Just who do you mean by “they,” anyway?

Any which way but loose?

Anybody home?

Did you try knocking?

On what?

You mean you’ve never knocked on this before?

Who are you, Comrade Question?

In Soviet Union, do answers question you?

Oh, man - who let Yakov Smirnoff in here?

Is he the vodka tycoon?

Don’t you know that in Soviet Russia, vodka drink you? :eek:

How about Polish vodka?

Is that an offer?

Can you wipe the neck off before you hand it back?

What kinda rube do I look like?

Did I rube you the wrong way?