Didn’t he Pow! Wham! Bop! the Penguin over a Cherry Fruit Pie?
Shouldn’t it be BatMEN? 
Or (to be P.C.) Batpeople? 
Do these guys count?
Could I be confronted by a crowd of Kate Uptons instead?
Is that the new Zero-G Kates (with more, uh, bounce)?
Is this the one time two is a crowd?
Would you mind being crowded with her?
Can you arrange that?
Don’t I have dibs?
Isn’t it every man for himself?
Isn’t it every man for herself?
Isn’t it every [insert gender here] for [insert gender here] selves?
Isn’t it a tad late for a template?
I thought he’d be here by now. Is Tad late again?
Does he do that often? Should be make a tad poll?
Will we be charged a tadpole tax for that?
Do you know a tadpole’s taxonomy?
I thought it was on me. It’s on you?
Perhaps it’s ennui?