Questions Only

Ach, are there any mare questions to ask?

Perhaps we must hang any more pun-makers?

Do not people hang on punsters’ every word?

Is nobody able to rein in and call a halter the puns?

Why would you cry whoa unto the punslingers?

Because we may stirrup even more bad puns?

Isn’t it bad enough that some poster’s screen name is puns?

Does Puns whinny some, and lose some?

Anybody have any idea why it’s possible to turn an aircraft transponder off, and why would you do it even if you could?

'Cause some people can talk the talk but just can’t squawk the squawk?

Is it necessary to take that altitude with me?

You mean you can’t take the pressure, so I shouldn’t pilot on?

Are we on such terms that I can make a suggestion using the word “cockpit”?

Are some of us still pondering the transponder query?

Is there a Clapper for transponders? Aileron (clap, clap) Aileroff?

Is anyone else stuck trying to create a pun for a flotation device?

You mean like a Mae West?

Did Mae West ever go back east?

Didn’t she go on to be a founding member of Head East?

Wasn’t she known to “go south” from time to time?