Wasn’t Dr. Pepper licensed by the Royal Crown?
Are you certain you mean Royal Crown (crappy cola) or Crown Royal (half-decent whiskey)?
Did you ever make 8-Up Yours?
Doesn’t everything go better with Coke?
Why are you messing with your nose?
How much does the nose know?
What Evil Lurks In The Nostrils of Men?
Is your nose the scenter of your face?
Did you graduate from the Nasal Academy?
Is there a way to philtrum out these bad puns?
I think it’s funny, but it’s snot?
Are you off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Schnozz?
Are you turning up your nose at our literary attempts?
Is he con- instead of proboscis? Does he feel these japes should be snoutlawed? Is he annoyed by our adenoids?
Here’s a pen, would you sinus, please?
Will you let me know when whiff run out of puns on this topic?
Has a plane ever gone down due to explosive decongestion?
Wouldn’t that be as plane as the nose on your face?
Are we discussing nose-diving planes now?
Have you read the Prophecies of Nostril-damus?