Who cares, are you being judgmental?
Isn’t that two separate questions?
Are you innumerate?
Am I the only one to have lost count?
You mean like Count von Count on Sesame Street?
No, not like that…um, right?
But pretty damned close?
Maybe a duke or baron, if not a count?
Isn’t “count” a forbidden word on the Board?
Is board supposed to be capitalized?
You a Grammar Nazi?
Oh, jeez, are we back to that again?
Are you a bowl of grammar petunias ?
Doesn’t it take one to know one?
Do I know your Grammar and Grandpa?
Don’t all geriatrics get together and play bingo?
What, no shuffleboard?
What’s all that wheezing I’m hearing?
I can’t hear you for all the wheezing, so could you speak up a little?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
o