Questions Only

Who cares, are you being judgmental?

Isn’t that two separate questions?

Are you innumerate?

Am I the only one to have lost count?

You mean like Count von Count on Sesame Street?

No, not like that…um, right?

But pretty damned close?

Maybe a duke or baron, if not a count?

Isn’t “count” a forbidden word on the Board?

Is board supposed to be capitalized?

You a Grammar Nazi?

Oh, jeez, are we back to that again?

Are you a bowl of grammar petunias ?

Doesn’t it take one to know one?

Do I know your Grammar and Grandpa?

Don’t all geriatrics get together and play bingo?

What, no shuffleboard?

What’s all that wheezing I’m hearing?

I can’t hear you for all the wheezing, so could you speak up a little?

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

o