Emu? Cormorant? Has this thread gone largely to the birds?
Don’t you know we sparrow no expense to bring you the finest quaility puns?
You really expect me to swallow that one?
Deja vu much?
Wren will we owl run out of questions?
Will you believe me if I say that I saw an owl perched in my MN back yard this morning at daybreak? And may I add that he sat for while, turning his head back and forth, hunting for mice or chipmunks?
Are you familiar with the Doper meme, “Pics or it didn’t happen”?
We don’t need an-emu-re of these bird puns.
Aw c’mon, can’t you wing one moa?
Like with a shotgun?
Are you robin us?
What are we wrenting and ravening about?
Anyone recall Chaucer? “Swan that Aprille with his shoures sote…”?
Why is Aprille a he?
Is Geoff’s gender guess guilty of guile?
Why an I thinking of J. Geils?
Is your angel in the centerfold?
With a staple in her navel?
Have we graduated from the Nasal Academy … now studying at the Navel Academy?
Do they serve naval oranges for breakfast at Annapolis?