Why doesn’t Paddy O’Furniture ever come out of the rain?
Because he couldn’t work the loch?
Are these puns really Ness-essary?
Or are they the Lomond form of wit?
Did Philip Glasgow to Scotland for some bagpipe inspiration?
Do bagpipes inspire anything but fear?
Should I fret about the ensuing bagpipe puns being off-kilter?
Would we put the Argh! in the Argyllshire Gathering?
Wouldn’t you rather put the “fun” in “fundamentalism”?
Was Jesus born without sin because there’s no room at the Inn?
Is anyone working on putting the “fun” back into dysfunction?
As opposed to putting the funk in “datfunction”?
Forsooth, in what direction shall this next question go?
Wouldn’t it be one of the four cardinal misdirections?
Have the Seven Deadly Sins (Capital Vices, Cardinal Sins) been condensed down to Four Cardinal Misdirections?
Is it not so written in the Weastern Book of the Sorth?
Is it written in the book of Westeros?
Isn’t it more like scribbled in the margins?
Are the questions being marginalized?
Can this really be the 6060th post in this thread?