Would you let my emu wear an amulet?
well i for one would let you’re emu wear a amulet ;)
do you want frie’s with that ? 
Did you know that after I got caught stealing a watch once, my lawyer got the case and I got the works?
And you think you can fob an old chestnut like that one on us?
Which tree does the village smithy stand under?
Wouldn’t a blacksmith’s shop by a tree be a fire hazard?
would the community get blazing mad?
If trees could think, it wood be burning with rage, woodn’t it?
Would it just be a poor sap?
That depends, is its bark worse than its bite?
Couldn’t it be just a nice piece of ash?
Or a real son of a beech?
How about we leaf this topic and branch out into another subject, oak-ay?
If I do it, will you weep for me?
If we do, will there be elm to pay?
Maybe he’s just a son of a birch?
Maybe he’s just pining for the fjords?
Waitaminute…do any parrots actually come from Norway?
Don’t you mean swallows?
African or European?