Was the vote Lib-ya and Filipi-no?
Are you trying to rhyme me a Crimea?
Hey, let’s not Russia to judgment, okay?
Were you trying to sing Crimea River?
Is there an echo in here?
And now, I suppose the puns have ended, as Sudan-ly as they began?
(d’oh!)
Is it true that in Jordan, a woman is a woman and Amman is Amman?
Haven’t you heard the old saying: “Oman is an island”?
If you drive in Senegal, might you get held up in Dakar?
Anyone want Tibet when we’ll stop Belgium up these dis-Crete queries? Can I get a Yemen?
Do Qatari bakers really know their Doha?
Oh, dear - have all the countries been used up for punning?
If you live in Nepal, not Yeti?
Ever have a Yeti bite you Indonesia?
Are you Syria-s that it Israeli the truth that Samoa puns would be a bad idea?
Did I ever tell the story about my friend getting in trouble with his girlfriend because he didn’t Palau’t in time?
Was he Yellowstoned?
Was he arrested for Aden and abettin’ punsters?
Did she shake Djibouti?
Why… so… Syrias?