The question is, would Solo tear his Bonaparte?
Aria changing the subject already?
Do you not know of Napoleon Solo, the Man from U.N.C.L.E., et Illya?
Are you Kuryakidding me?
Is it true that Pussy Galore got her name because she owned over 30 cats?
Or was she just a labia-ist for vaginal puns?
Is this Much Ado About Nothing?
Or a cock and bull story?
Wren did we go back to bird puns?
Did Bob Marley ask “hey mon, you meant to fire me?”?
Wouldn’t he be more likely to fire up a doobie?
Is there treble on the homefront?
Am I glad there are no more puns?
(Yes)
How shall we then proceed in the face of this dire pun shortage? Are we truly at a loss for words?
If puns are considered the lowest form of wit, what’s the highest?
Character assassination of most-hated tyrants? Who shall go first, Stephen Harper or Josef Stalin?
Do you know any victims or relatives? Wouldn’t that kind of bring down the vibe, even if some of those Hitler reacting-to YouTubes are pretty good? Could we switch to, I don’t know, eschatological questions?
Although if Stephen Harper can stand it, who am I to complain? Who is Stephen Harper?
Don’t keep up on Canadian politics, eh?
Canadians don’t really say “eh?” all the time, do they, eh?
Archer kidding me?