Did you almost cut your hair?
Do y’know, it happened just the other day?
Does it really happen?
Don’t wooden ships on the water just sink?
Don’t loose lips sink ships?
When will my ship come in?
Will you board your ship to seas opportunities?
Will you call us so we can wave goodbye?
Obviously, I meant spaceship – has anyone else found one yet?
Could you take a flying carpet instead of a spaceship, or would that be too rugged of an experience?
Did you want one with Ion Drive or Warp-powered? And, do you want fins?
Oh, fins please. And do you have an overhead cam you can spare? Cards in the spokes make such a nice sound, don’t you think?
Which spokes? The ones for the anti-matter turbine or the Wheel of Destiny?
Actually, I want a ship piloted by one of those creepy floating worm-like things in Lynch’s Dune, which enables interstellar travel by folding space/time itself; has anybody seen one on Craigslist?
Wasn’t there one last week on Overstock.com?
Didn’t we agree never to speak of Overstock.com again?
But what if Overstock.com is talking about us behind our backs?
Did we forget to take our medicine today?
Blue pill or red pill, Neo?
Ooo, are there any of the purple ones left?