Not mine, so whose drones?
Is this a Game of Drones?
Can’t we get those cute, Twinkie-shaped minions, instead?
Don’t you know that no one uses those, because a Twinkie defense never works?
Isn’t a good offense the best defense?
If that’s the best defense, what’s the best offense?
Didn’t Teddy Roosevelt say it was a big stick?
Which is a better deterrent: a baseball bat or a lightsaber?
Can’t I choose an army of rabid monkeys?
Do you mean a squadron or a full scale army?
Could I have the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz?
How about a battalion of baboons?
Can I use them as gorilla warriors?
Are they kept in an apiary?
Why all this monkey business?
What are you gibbon me a hard time for?
Is there simian to watch over me?
If monkeys lay in the sun too long, do they get an orangu-tan?
Did we hear through the apevine that current puns involve primates?
Aren’t these puns howlers?