I blink, therefore I go blammm?
Do you, do you, Sam-I-Am?
Where oh where is Siam Sam?
Isn’t Siam Sam actually from Formosa?
Is there a bridge on the river Kwai?
Is there a balm in Gilead?
Or an explosive device in a Bombardier?
Or the author of the Oz books in Hoboken?
Was Australia known as “Oz” before Baum was born?
Who said Baum was ever born?
His parents?
Those parents named him “Lyman”?
Wasn’t he named that after an uncle?
Wouldn’t that be obvious if the uncle was named first?
Are you aware that when the Wizard first hit the stage as a musical, Toto was replaced by a pantomime cow?
A pantomime cow: is it too early in the day to ask if you are posting udder nonsense?
Or is he saying that moo-sical was bunch of bull?
Butter we heifer full of cow puns?
Or not?
Shouldn’t we milk these puns for all they’re worth?