Wouldn’t it be better if you cleaned the place up and posted something beautiful and poetic?
Wouldst perchance the arcadian muse gift us with expressions bardic and sweet, that we might enrich, nay, ennoble our fragile existences with odes of intangible joy?
Am I falling for the pseudo-flowery Arcadian utterances of a little goat boy?
Who died and made Prof. Pepperwinkle Shakespeare?
Didn’t Shakespeare actually pen the first fart joke?
Yes, and didn’t some irate woman pierce his tongue with a hot skewer?
Are you saying WS had the first tongue stud?
Despite your valiant effort to enunciate properly, was there a hint of a lisp in that statement?
Are you inthinuating thomething, thweetheart?
Can you say “Sufferin’ Succotash”?
Do I have to put a canary in my mouth first?
Aww, did you tink you taw a puddy-tat? Or are you drawing a Blanc?
If I can’t draw a Blanc, should I wash my hands in LaFontaine instead?
Since I just heard Thailand’s army declared martial law, no joke, should I be worried about Siam Sam?
Doncha know they’ll never take me alive?
Are your carrier pigeons all trained and ready to post messages?
What kind of pigeon can cross the Pacific?
Did you know I was actually expecting a classic Monty Python comeback question?
Is the Professor disparaging the athletic ability of Sam’s pigeons?