Did she once bite your sister?
Was that on Youtube?
What ISN’T on Youtube?
Stanley Phartuccio’s interview with Spiro Agnew?
How is Stanley?
Is anyone else but me taking notes for Stanley Phartuccio’s inevitable biography and Wiki page?
Did you know that he’s my child, borne of my own womb (imagination)?
Now, let’s be clear: are we talking about Stanley K. Phartuccio, the bass player for the Electric Dead, or Stanley R. Phartuccio, author of Death By Prunes and other sordid masterpieces?
Didn’t you get the hand-delivered, engraved birth announcement about my triplets?
Oh, so we’re also talking about Stanley A. Phartuccio, the Communist double-agent and forger?
He forged Communists? 
Doesn’t everyone already know that communism’s a red herring?
Is it better than Godwinizing a thread?
Is that Church Lady behind you with her “Could it be…SATAN” megaphone?
You know I had to look up Church Lady, since I haven’t had access to Saturday Night Live in decades?
Oh, you looked up the Church Lady? How’s she doing these days?
How’s she doing what?
Well, how does she fare?
Did you notice you left out “her skirt” in that sentence above?
How does she fare her skirt?