Would only the devil know?
Will there be a Very Special Brady Reunion show now?
What ARE your plans for Florence Henderson?
Buy her a box of hand lotion/dishwashing liquid?
What would I want with Florence?
Didn’t you know “Very Special Brady Reunion” is slang for “I want to sleep with Florence Henderson”?
Is it slang, or an anagram?
Do you see an** f u** in both phrases, or am I blind?
If you were blind, how could you write that?
I’m sorry, could you please face me when you type so I can read your lips?
What’s this about no new taxes?
Did you just get here?
Are you both hiding in the bushes?
You call this a bush?
Don’t you know you must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive? (One that’s nice, and not too expensive, don’t y’know?)
Should I be proactive and go get a herring?
How can I tell which tree’s the tallest in the forest?
If you cut it down and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?
What just screamed?
Are you barking up the wrong tree?