It’s taller, and doesn’t height matter?
eta: I’m ignoring Siam Sam since it appears his account was hacked. Do not click on the link or you’ll get a large-size Trojan!
All I wanted was a picture of a leprechaun–sniff, sniff–is that too much to ask? 
Is Trojans the preferred brand of you-know-what?
Wooden horses?
So, beware of Trojan leprechauns hacking our links?
Shouldn’t you give the Trojan to Burpo for his stiff leprechaun?
I thought it was that you weren’t supposed to look gift Trojans in the mouth?
So there’s some sort of law about keeping your eyes open?
Would that be the one-eyed wonder worm?
Have I got a rocket in my pocket?
Or are you just glad to see me?
Isn’t it obvious, Our Man in Bangkok?
Shouldn’t that be: Our Man in Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit?
I’m sorry, what was that again?
Don’t you speak Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom ?
An-cay ou-yay uess-gay ich-way anguage-lay is-thay is-ay?
Are-way ou-yay oing-gay ole-whay og-hay?
Do I smell bacon?
Is it jowl?
Are you being cheeky?