? Do you assign a gender and facial expressions to your popsicles?
just kidding, I know you were ninja’d
Is “popsicles” some sort of euphemism?
Why, are you craving one?
Do they melt in your mouth but not in your hands?
Do I look like the provider of popsicle porn?
Wouldn’t there be a market for that?
Hmmm…how much would you pay?
Why pay for popsicle porn when you can download it for free?
Did you know you truly can find ANYTHING on the Internet?
But could you find anyone’s thing on the Internet?
Haven’t you heard of Anthony Weiner and his wiener?
What idiot said to him, “Pics or it didn’t happen”?
I guess that means, before the invention of cameras, nothing ever happened?
Are you forgetting the famous porn artists back then, like Quick Draw McGraw?
Who can forget the dong of El Kabong?
And remember Long Dong Silver during the Clarence Thomas hearings?
Does that long pause bring to mind that most have forgotten about Anita Hill?
Who?
Isn’t anita hill some swell Italian mountain?
More importantly, did Clarence think she had some hilly tracts?