'Cause I’m a stern mistress?
Do you promise not to poop on the deck?
Halyard just a swabby - I’ll do what I want because I’m the Captain, y’hear?
What’s with all the kayak-yak-yakkin’? Are the yacht of you all fit to be tide?
Did you know you sprit when you talk like that?
If you finished second in a yacht race, does that mean you’re the rudder-up?
If that’s all the better we canoe, then shouldn’t we just say “Frigate!”?
Schooner or later you’ll tanker lucky stars this thread has runabout its course.
So I’m not the only one who forgets the question mark?
It’s there - didn’t you use your magic spy glass?
Is that a euphemism for a one-eyed wonder worm?
Wouldn’t you consider it a euphemism for I screwed up?
Which position would that entail?
Hmmm, would hands down be spot on?
How does one avoid the wet spot on a waterbed?
Drink your tea in the dining room like everybody else?
Would crumpets go with that?
Wouldn’t you prefer strumpets?
Do strumpets like crumpets?
<sweet angelic voice> How would I know?