How 'bout Donna Rice? She had a Hart of gold, didn’t she?
Wasn’t she secretary of state.
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Didn’t she sing “Gary, Indiana” ?
Aren’t they trying to rename Gary to Jones, for more cachet?
As in “cold hard”?
Or as in “up front”?
Is it what’s up front that counts?
Do you use your fingers to count?
Do you move your lips to read?
Do you thumb your nose?
Do your ears hang low?
That song’s not really about your ears, is it?
Can you sing Hang On, Droopy?
Is that related to the Droop John B?
Wasn’t that the song John Belushi wrote for an ED commercial?
If he were alive today, would Mr. Ed appear in ED commercials?
Wasn’t Mr. Ed a gelding?
If so, he’d really really need a boner pill, wouldn’t he? 
If his only choice was Wilbur, why bother?