Are they friendly spirits?
Like my good friend Johnnie Walker?
Not to repeat myself, but weren’t we talking about the HAIR of the dog?
What if it’s a Mexican hairless?
A Mexican hairless MOOSE?
What do you have against Senor Moose?
Did you know that a møøse once bit my sister?
Really?
Is this a set-up? And why does your moose have his eyes half-shut? Did your sister get the moosles?
(pick one, but not the last one - it’s lame)
Will you share more details about the sister-chomping moose?
Vell, Vita, the moose thought the sister tasted cheesy. Got it?
Vita, where have you been for the last 15 posts? See what happens when you’re away?
Burpo, must I admit I’ve been held captive in the land of Cheese?
Do they need a prisoner exchange? Please?
Anybody know the words to On Wisconsin?
Is that the one that goes, “Dairy cross the Mersey”?
Aren’t we really milking this topic now?
Moo. I mean, moo?
How now, brown cow?
Should I list the roster of cow neighbors (we drive past huge dairy/cattle farms, but these are our neighbors who keep livestock as a sideline to receive lowered property taxes)?
North: 8 brown
West: 12 longhorn
Southwest: 3 brown
Southeast, across lake: 40 brown