That’ll do fer starters, eh what?
You mean like appetizers?
Does a can of peas make good canopies?
Will you please just give whirled peas a chance?
Are you gettin’ mushy, Vita?
What does that have to do with Orson Bean, dadgummit?
Wouldn’t it be easier if your father put his teeth in?
Are you laboring under the mistaken belief that Orson Bean is my father?
Of course not - everyone knows Spiro Agnew is your father…right?
If one converts the letters in the name “Spiro Agnew” into their standard numerological equivalents, (as per “666” being the number of the Beast in the book of Revelation) and then converting those numbers into the Elvish equivalent using the Quenya alphabet as its base, one would, if the above hypothesis were correct, expect to get the answer: “Arathorn”. However, in reality, one receives the verdict of “Denethor”, which is something to ponder on a late summer evening while sipping one’s iced tea.
May I please have some of that tea you’re drinking? 
Did the hobbit’s pipeweed make me forget a question mark?
What the Sam Hill is going on now?
Why does Sam Hill always get blamed for everything?
What the Buddha David is going on now?
Wouldn’t YOU like to know??
Can you ever really know someone?
Do DNA scans count?
Are you offering up a sample or do we have to yank your hair out?
Orson Bean wouldn’t approve, would he?