Fee, Fie, Foe, Fum, do you smell some dim sum?
Hickory Dickory Dock, what I smell is…your sock?
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; Jack jumped over the candle and burned his…pantaloons?
Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife was…fat?
The Devil made me do this…again. :o
Peter Peter, Pumpkin-Eater / Had a wife who divorced him and took everything…
…I guess that doesn’t fit the meter?
Isn’t that the point of this exercise?
Now we hafta exercise?
Don’tcha know I lift weights every night, twelve ounces at a time?
Does my eating pound cake mean I’m stronger than you?
Is this the Pilates class?
n/m
Did Burpo and his parrot think it was the Pirates class?
Is today’s episode brought to you by the letter “Arr, Matey?”
Why isn’t the sky green?
Isn’t it because Blue’s lawyers file an infringement suit every time Green tries something like that?
Didn’t you learn in Kindergarten that the sky is green but birds are color blind and so you use the blue color so they won’t run into the trees?
What are you wearing jake from State Farm?
May I say welcome to CodeB and that I laughed out loud at jake from State Farm?
Are rhetorical questions allowed?
One or both of the above may or may not be rhetorical.
Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?
Did you hear about the happy Roman who was gladiator?