Should we protest to free gluten, wherever he’s imprisoned?
Ain’t it shameful, how soon we forget Gluten’s good friends Fat, Sodium, and Sugar? 
If we love bread, aren’t we just being glutens for bunishment?
How are you?
Are you a one-trick pony?
When does the dog act come on?
Dare I ask about the donkey show?
Didn’t you hear it was postponed? They said: “Reply hazy. Ass later.”?
Is it true the lion wouldn’t eat the clown because he tasted funny?
But what if he’s a crying-on-the-inside type of clown, what would he taste like?
Did you hear the aerialist couldn’t go on because he was high and wired?
Edited to answer the last questions:
Wouldn’t he be Lemon Meringue Pagliacci?
What, that bozo?
Aren’t we all bozos on this bus?
Bus? Don’t bozos use a tiny car?
Do they booze up on ouzo before cramming into the sedan?
Is this thread on cruise control?
I’ll fix it - will you hand me the pliers?
Katie Holmes, is that you? :eek:
Don’t you mean… Nancy?
Would you drew me a favor and hand me today’s script?