Questions Only

Should I go with the Seven Deadly Sins or the Seven Lively Dwarves?

Isn’t six afraid of seven?

Because it eight nine?

Where the hell have I been?

Can you understand how to simplify 2n + 2n, or is it 4n to you?

Is this a test?

If this were an actual emergency, would we have received further instructions?

How many here know Morse code?

.-- — …- .-… -… -. .----. - / -.-- — …- / … .- …- . / - — / -… . / .-. . .- .-… .-… -.-- — .-… -… …–…?

Does La Dee Dah count?

Who are you, Annie Hall?

You got some nerve, Sam, you know that, don’tcha?

Why, did I hit a raw one?

You mean your Morse code wasn’t disgustingly obscene?

Wasn’t he just drawing roadkill?

Roadkill needs a “?”?

Are you aware you of the three modes of communication: telegraph, telephone, or tell-a-woman? (Or maybe I really am old?)

Counting on an early demise, Prof?

No, but did you know the three types of kisses - peaches, prunes and alfalfa?

How about the three kinds of men – the ones who learn by reading, the few who learn by observation and the rest who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves?