Wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat?
Shouldn’t you be pulling him out by his ears?
Don’t you know you NEVER pull a rabbit’s ears?
So you’re saying you routinely pull their other part?
Need to work on your routine some, don’t you, Teller?
That depennds on the routine, doesn’t it?
Well, did you know my ex-husband Siegfried wasn’t royalty?
Have you ever eaten peaches with herbs?
When you were in the hall, did you have oates?
After Al Hirt me for putting herbs on peaches, do you think I’d take a chance on oates?
Kinda kinky, innit?
How does one sew some wild oats on something, seeing as the grains are so small?
Don’t the drunken genius toddlers do that?
Who would feed whiskey to a toddler (besides me, I mean)?
Jim Bean?
Is he related to Johnnie Walked?
Is that the reason why Crown Royal whiskey comes wrapped in a Snuggie?
Isn’t that just a plush little puke bag?
To keep it from catching a cold?
Baby, it’s skol outside?