Did I stutter?
Then why can’t I read your lips?
Are you sure he has lips?
Am I the only person who thinks lips look like worms?
What if you WERE the only one?
Do you think that would even matter, here on the Dope?
Do you also think they taste like worms?
Will I ever be able to forget you asked that question?
How can I help you forget?
Got any really strong memory-erasing drugs, perchance?
Anybody seen my other sock?
Aren’t socks illegal?
Why would socks be illegal?
Isn’t it written in the Constitution?
Maybe it’s just Socks the Cat who’s illegal, after what he/she did to the White House couch?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha… Wait… What did Socks do to the White House couch? 
Who’s Constitution?
Don’t you study that at school?
Do you really think any of us have time for school?
You are fishes, right?