You kiss your Mommy with that mouth?
Who else’s mouth would I kiss her with?
Who else’s mother do you kiss with that mouth?
Geez, how big IS your mother obsession?
[I have no idea who we’re accusing]
Doesn’t Naira mean “And your mother too!” in Swahili?
Isn’t a naira a Nigerian coin worth about 3/5ths of a penny?
^ Where were you five posts ago?
Would you believe I was locked in the dank subterranean dungeon of the insidious Dr. Magary, and being tortured both day and night for my secrets as to how to eliminate static cling from ICBMs?
Is it OK if I don’t touch that with a 39-1/2 foot pole?
Do you think Kate Upton might?
Alright! Are we going around again?
Did you know I’ve spent the last hour furiously sending emails to the Board begging them to put a damn [WARNING - MORE KATE UPTON] in front of posts about her?
Aw, c’mon Kat, don’t you know by now you’re twice the sex goddess she is?
Just twice?
Wanna bet I can hear Kate Upton laughing from here? but thank you, you sweeties
Any chance we can SEE Kate Upton laughing from here?
Want me to go get her, drag her here and rip her clothes off for ya’ll (for a fee, of course)?
Have you been able to do this all along? (How BIG a fee?)
How much ya got?
So…I guess we’ll never learn how Prof. Pepperwinkle escaped from Dr. Magary’s dank subterranean dungeon?