Wood Natalie?
Isn’t that the only type of wood that doesn’t float?
Does that mean she’s a witch?
Ooo, ooo, may we burn her?
Is that why Robert Wagner turned into a newt?
(He got better.)
I’m pretty sure you’re mistaken, Robert Wagner wasn’t a newt, he was made of wood, the Hart wood, wasn’t he?
Whatever it was, may I have some please?
How much please do you want?
What’s your limit?
How much ya got?
Wouldn’t you like to know!?
Do you think I asked you how much you got?
Isn’t it funny what a difference this makes?
This, that or the other?
Is that tit or tat?
Maybe a little tit for some tat?
Oh for cryin’ out loud, do I hear Kate Upton approaching the room?
I know she’s just a post or two away…
She got [GAME]?
[ DON’T ] you know that random [ BRACKETED CAPITALIZATIONS ] are annoying?
Don’t you know Kate Upton finds Bracketed Capitalizations sexy?