Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
As a straight man, would I have a better chance with Kate Upton?
Pics?
And shovels?
Am I expected to say hoes?
Does that mean you think we’re all rakes?
Are you troweling for a compliment?
Who’s sowing the seeds of dissent now?
The Shadow ploughs?
^ Is that pronounced “pluffs”?
It’s pronounced SHA DOUGH. What country are you from?
Sha duff?
What does Shia LaBeouf have to do with anything?
Is she the one with the pouffe hairdo?
Some might say that, wouldn’t they?
Has anyone ever seen LaBeouf in le buff?
Haha, I just looked HIM up. The name was familiar, but obviously I couldn’t recall much, right?
Is that pronounced “Powfy” hairdo?
For you, wouldn’t it be Bowfy?
You think I’m Scooby-doo, or something?