Can you repeat that with a mouthful of oatmeal?
Morfffogratfhikly schhalenj’d mussch?
Was that a raisin that hit me in the face?
Raisin or prune?
Is good taste in the fiber of your being?
Don’t you know I’m just a regular guy?
Don’t tell, but did you know regular guys just bowel me over?
Have I told you lately what anus guy you are?
And of course, there’s always a big butt, isn’t there?
Rectum? Why, it damned near… umm, how does it go again?
Doesn’t it go without saying?
Did you forget about Francis the talking ass?
Is he related to Gladys, The Groovy Mule?
Mister ED: Erectile Dysfunction?
Isn’t Mr. Ed’s real name a Mystery?
(heh-heh…see what I did there?)
You typed without moving your fingers?
You moved without fingering your type?
Why does that sound nasty?
Would you believe, I actually refrained from making a comment about small-breasted Asian girls in school uniforms?
Why?