Thanks, but where’s the chocolate?
Would you believe a friendly flock of cacao buzzards, bearing their harvest, are even now wending their way from the forests of Venezuela to Washington state?
Shirley you don’t expect me to make my own chocolate eclairs?
Well, would you believe a squadron of F-4 bakery gnomes has been sent to intercept the buzzards in midflight and have a few hundred perfectly baked and filled eclairs ready to descend on your house by sunset?
Why, you are my hero once again - would you like some?
Are you a Hero, Hoagie, Submarine, Blimpie, Bomber, Campbell, Dagwood, Filled Roll, Grinder, Italian Sandwich, Po-boy, Rocket, Spuckie, Torpedo, Tunnel, Wedge and/or Zeppelin?
How about a Manwich?
Eww, with a gammy leg?
Don’t you know, you’re supposed to eat around the smooshy parts?
What if there aren’t any smooshy parts?
Aren’t there ALWAYS smooshy parts?
Aren’t there some Teamsters you can call to smoosh some parts?
Did you know a smoosh once bit my sister?
Shouldn’t that read, “A smøøsh ønce bit my sister”?
Now you’re criticizing my accent?
How 'bout a sm(.)(.)sh? heehee
Lookin’ kinda smooshy, aren’t you?
If he were here, would Hulk smoosh?
Have ya’ll looked up smoosh in the Urban Dictionary? :o
So, is anyone going to be a Princess for Halloween?
Well, do you know my daughter, Princess Pepperwinkle, will be going as Elsa, the Ice Princess from Frozen?
Urban Dictionary… Smoosh… Yipes!