What size high heels?
Why would I need heels?
Even MORE shapely-looking legs?
You mean more than two?
Who’s a heel?
No, you mean who here knows how to heel?
Can you bring men to heel with a sultry look?
You want a healer? How many Doctors are on the SDMB anyway?
Is that the Straight Dope Medical Board?
I thought it was Spaghetti Donuts Mean Breakfast! ?
Well, now that we’ve all rested, who has a story to tell?
Would you believe I’m meeting a miniature burro named Clementine this morning?
Is she a talking burro from one of Jupiter’s moons?
Did Asimov ever write about those?
How can Jupiter moon us when the planet doesn’t have an ass? (Ha! See what I did there?)
You avoided saying Uranus?
How’d the meeting, how’d the meeting, how’d the meeting go with Clementine?