That depends - are there cupcakes involved if I do?
I was told there would be pie…?
Pie? or Pi?
Do you know that odds were 1 in 3.14159 that someone would ask that?
Have you read Richard Preston’s story “The Mountains of Pi” in Panic in Level 4?
Do y’know I’ll read just about anything except “The Life of Pi”?
Would you prefer The Death of Cake instead?
Are we in Eddie Izzard territory here?
Is that yet another offshoot from Canada’s Northwest Territories?
Eh?
Bea?
Can I bea all that I want to bea?
Does Bea believe you can be Bea?
What’s all this I keep hearing about Bea’s knees?
Do you really want to know?
Why would you want to hang around that joint?
Listen, do you want to know a secret?
I thought only dead men could keep a secret?
I thought dead men don’t wear plaid?
Did you know you can drive a chameleon insane if you put him on a plaid placemat?