Why not three?
Why not four, and then do your Elvis impersonation?
Well-a, well-a, why does my wife think that my stirring my coffee with Brownian Motion instead of a spoon is odd?
Does too much coffee send you to Heartburn Hotel? Or leave you all shook up?
Hint: remember where Elvis died?
In the john?
Would you touch that with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole?
I thought he died in Memphis?
Were the reviews that harsh?
Tough crowd?
Zombies?
Brainzzz?
Do you want a piece of my mind?
Does it taste like chicken? I love chicken
Does anybody actually hate chicken?
Is there an alectoromaniac in the house?
Are you hensane?
What eggzactly are you saying? That my brain is fried?
Is this your brain on drugs? Or are you free range?
Isn’t freedom just another word for nothing left to lose?