Let me guess: it’s a merry Christ-mouse?
Have you read the book?
Matthew or Luke?
Perhaps you can tell me why Joshua [j]udges Ruth?
Because “L” and “M” got kicked out for smoking?
But wasn’t that Joshua smoking in the boys’ room?
Didn’t he have a fit at Jericho?
Didn’t he drink a bottle of Geritol and punch a hole in the wall?
Wasn’t that reported as a bottle of whiskey and “air conditioning” his apartment?
If it had air conditioning , then Why did them good ole boys need to go to the levee to drink their whiskey and rye?
Because, when the levee breaks, mama they’ve got to move?
Driving off in their Chevy?
But doesn’t Ford have a better idea?
But what if the marching band refuses to yield?
Do YOU recall what was revealed?
Do you recall what was revealed?
EDIT: Beaten by a minute. 
When? The day the music died?
All right, is everybody ready to cry? <takes out hankie>
Don’t you just love a sad ending?
Are we talking Romeo & Juliet or The Perfect Storm?