When was the last time you were surprised?
Would it surprise you to know it wasn’t while reading this thread?
So when was it?
When shall we three meet again?
So we’re talking threesomes now?
When aren’t we talking threesomes?
When we’re talking foursomes?
Oh, you’re a golfer?
What kind of a wood would Tiger Wood use if Tiger Wood would use wood?
Doesn’t he prefer to use his putter?
Do you suppose Elin is on the rebound about now?
Dunno, but did you see that Tiger’s now dating another blond chick?
But is this what the poet Blake had in mind when writing “Tyger, tyger, burning bright”?
Don’t you think Tiger has other things on his mind than poetry?
At the end of the day, what else is there besides poetry?
Sex, drugs and rock and roll?
And cheesecake?
Like in the pin-up pictures?
Do you think those taste better than the other kind of cheesecake?
Are you being cheesy?