Are you all about the bass, the bass, the bass, no tripletail?
Did you ever know you’re my he-roe?
Do you abide by the old Latin precept of “Caviar Emptor”?
Did you start these puns again just for the halibut?
I’m sorry, do they give you a haddock?
I’m hard of herring, can you repeat that ?
I’m sorry, do they give you a haddock?
Isn’t that supposed to be in all carps?
You don’t mind if I clam up instead of musseling in?
Methinks you are being Koi
Cod you repeat that in the form of a question?
Perchance he thinks it too hoi polloi to punctuate around the Koi?
Has anyone managed to come up with a clever pun for humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa?
Walla Walla bing bang?
Ah, wouldn’t that involve Doctor Who singing Mah-na mah-na to Grease’s Kenickie and Apu from The Simpsons?
What did the stuttering man want with his pita? 
humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa?
Does that mean, “C’mon, I wanna lay ya”?
Is that a pineapple in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hawaia doin’?
So how was everyone’s New Year’s?