Cat fight?
A pugnacious puma pummeling?
Maybe I just feel pretty?
Ferocious feline fisticuffs?
From the hmmph-could-care-less it’s-beneath-me cat character?
Is that Hello Kitty?
Does Hello Kitty have the biggest SMILE EVER because the two F-18 Super Hornets that are flying over the opening of the championship Seahawks game today JUST FLEW RIGHT OVER HER LAKE THREE TIMES?!?
I love jet noise!
Um… no?
Did she say all that in one breath?
Sorry, were you asking me or CheshireKat?
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah?
Would Polly like a cracker?
Is Bickle in a pickle?
Did Mitt throw a fit?
Did Pailin go a balin’?
Was Brown a clown?
What would Lincoln be a-thinkin’ of Republicans now?
Politics schmolitics! Who’s makin’ bacon?
Is it necessary that bacon be made?
What do you think happens when a Papa Bacon and a Mama Bacon love each other?