Ah, it’s the little things that count, isn’t it?
Or how you use your little thing?
Does that remind you of a little joke…?
Did you know that an “asset” is a little donkey, and an “ascot” is what a little donkey sleeps on?
Oh, are we in “Made Up Trivia” now?
Maybe he tied one on before he posted?
That’s not SOP here?
“Stunningly Overdressed Princesses”?
Oooh, may I be one of those please?
(I’ll need a ball gown, and fancy shoes, and a tiara, and lots of jewelry)
Ah, but will you remember to be home before the clock strikes twelve?
Would it be ok with you if I took a nap until Jeopardy comes on?
Did you laugh at Bill Murray providing all the correct questions for the Jeopardy answers in Groundhog Day?
Doesn’t everyone, really?
Wait, everyone provides all the correct questions for Jeopardy answers? Has ignorance been truly fought?
Do you remember when Alex “Wise-ass” Trebek hosted a game show with a giant pinball machine?
What can you expect from a Canadian?
Are we insulting Canadians now?
Is that possible?
Why aren’t those persnickety people from Paraguay ever picked on?
Borrow my spittoon?