The lion, the witch or the wardrobe?
Who let C.S. Lewis into this thread, anyway?
Don’t you have an Inkling of an idea?
What the hell are you Tolkien about?
Are you here for a little (J) R & R?
A fishing accident? But, you’re still fit for duty?
Who you calling “fit”?
May I show you barely-clothed pictures of me at the beach?
Didn’t they arrest you for that?
On what grounds?
Didn’t you know I was on sand, not grounds?
How would you expect me to notice anything other than your left ball hanging out?
Do you not know your left from your right, old chum?
Is that a trick question?
Are you ever not going to fall for that?
Don’t you just love long threads that you can post in without having to read every post?
What are the odds that you would post a question that has already been asked?
Don’t you just love long threads that you can post in without having to read every post?
Where’s the fun in that?
Fun? Who authorised that?