Was he that wizard in Camelot?
Why haven’t I taken my boots off yet?
Is everybody drunk in here?
You prob a gotlem dith wat?
Did you pick a bad week to stop sniffing glue?
I did?
Did you know that in Soviet Russia, glue sniffs YOU?
Would that be vodka-based?
Does it adhere to the rules Absolutly?
Aren’t you in high spirits today?
I was s#!±faced; did I Popov at the mouth?
Uh oh, burpo is drinking Andropov to sleep. Is time to make up guest dog bed.
Who needs a hangover cure this morning?
I just [DEL]sobered[/DEL] woke up; what’s been happening?
Is a hangover god’s way of telling you he’s jealous you had a good time?
Jesus, can’t God get His own liquor?
Wouldn’t that be a somewhat whiskey business?
Would it brand(y) you as a thrillseeker?
Doesn’t that sound like a rum deal?
Must you wine so much?